one day i’ll manage to be able to express myself profoundly but until then i’ll just stick with dick jokes
"wow people are losers" i whisper to myself as i sit in a dark room surrounded by cats and neopets plushies at four in the morning
don’t give me that shit, you know you can do better than this, and don’t give me that passive-aggressive smiley, i will fuck u up
how to get the pussy
nothing cheers me up like being smacked in the face repeatedly
I am so beyond thankful for the friends I have met on this site. When I am in a bad place and I want to give up I sometimes post on here just to get the thoughts out of my head. These wonderful people never fail to send the sweetest messages of encouragement. I don’t know if I would get through these bad days as quickly without that. I just want to thank you all because you are amazing and keep me from drowning. I love you guys!
MARTY! CARL! SORRY TO BURST IN LIKE THIS BUT I WAS UP ALL NIGHT DOING AN INADVISABLE COMBINATION OF COCAINE AND PCP AND THINKING UP NEW MARKETING STRATEGIES AND I BELIEVE I’VE GOT JUST THE THING TO TURN THIS WHOLE VENTURE AROUND! DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE? AM I INTERRUPTING?
Hey hyggehaven, I got you some lemongrass seeds! I couldn’t resist getting you something new to try too. These nasturtiums look gorgeous.
That is the sweetest shit in the world. I would hug you if I weren’t stranded in Scandihoovia. Those nasturtiums are dope! I can’t wait to eat them! Send me you address in a PM and I’ll send you some goodness from my garden.
I have coffee plant seeds if you want to try something weird. I also have poppies (the fun kind), bottle gourds, and a tonne of heirloom veggies. hqcreations sent me a whole bunch of asian veggies (cabbages and greens of various sorts) that I can pass on.
Woo I love swapping! My garden will not be rows of boring yellow corn, beef tomatoes, and heads of lettuce this year!
omfg my aunts cat tried eating a wasp and got stungits so sad but im laughing so hard
Don’t mess with Bo.